Weekend Winners and Losers

Winners:

North Carolina Tarheels – They beat the East Carolina Pirates on a lovely day for college football.

Weather – You owed us for making us endure all of that sogginess this week. Luckily, you delivered. However, the sun was borderline too bright at the football game, causing the second half of the game to look like this:

Dieter Uchtdorf, D. Todd Cristofferson and Henry B. Eyring – You win for delivering my favorite conference addresses of the weekend.

Loser:

Justin Timberlake – You looked 45 years old in the movie “The Social Network.” I don’t know if that was planned, since you were playing a well-known drug addict, but I think that you are too young to have bags under your eyes that look that severe.  Also, I didn’t like your acting.

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