I am not one to try to sell products to my vast readership audience. Let’s be honest, if I did, my shameless hawking of products might register an uptick of sold goods by about two items. However, I feel like I have a civic duty to say a few words about Target’s Market Pantry Red Velvet Chocolate Holiday Milk. Yesterday, when we stopped by our local SuperTarget to pick up a few extra Christmas lights and some milk, I saw this in the dairy case next to the eggnog. I am not a traditional fan of eggnog. But when I saw this beverage, I was intrigued. Could it be a replacement holiday beverage for those of us who don’t like the idea of drinking eggs? I figured, the concept of drinking red velvet could only have two possible outcomes – throwing up shortly after ingesting a hideous pink beverage or dancing around the kitchen after ingesting a delicious cocoa-light liquid of cake batter yumminess.
Well, fortunately, in the case of the Target Market Pantry Red Velvet Chocolate Holiday Milk, it provoked the latter reaction. If you are a fan of red velvet cake, you will find this drink absolutely delicious; like drinking red velvet cake batter milk. The consistency is thick and the fat content is high, so a shot-sized glass of this will do you right as a dessert in the evening. If you are like me, you might want a couple of shots of it.
Sadly, as it is a holiday beverage, it is offered for a limited time only. If you are like me, you will be getting a fill of it in the coming days ahead. Of course, in my case, I literally will be getting my fill of it before next Monday. I am going back on the Freshology diet, so I have to get my fill of this beverage before then. Why don’t you do yourself a favor and enjoy it for me.